Tips on dating, sex and filling your pockets with cash

Who the fuck approaches someone, says one cheesy line, then walks the fuck away?

in order to plant the seed u need soil and a pot so how am i gona take soil and a plant pot in a bar or dance?shes gona think ama gardener ur so confusing jessica chair

You’re cute, give me a shout or smile when you visit Toronto, or sooner

doooooppppeeee!!!!!!

hahaha real talk. i found myself doing that. subconsciously i think haha

I totally dig this beautiful lady and I cannot help contacting her regularly…BECAUSE I WANT TO…but…then…I could be icking her out by calling / texting too much.

I guess I have to disappear for a while and let her find me….ok…I can do it…

I don’t like it…don’t want to do it…but HAVE to do it…phew…

thts wut she said hhaha

@walterreally maybe you have to say let’s play hide and seak before you disapear…

How does she know how many thoughts a guy has?Typical patronising, full of piss and importance bird..fuck the mind games buy a brass!

oh ill plant the seed alright!

“There one minute, gone the next. This way she has to spend her time trying to find you.” lol. I think the guys follow this particular advice after they screw the girl.

This is so gay.

I lol’d.

Too many farkn rules! You really wanna know how to pick up girls? Do what I did, rent a bentley. Then drive in front of the club, u wont even have to get out, then just spot one u like, and say “Hey bitch! get in my car!” Then u can just circle around the parking lot, get some head, then drop her back off in front of the club. Works every time.

treat em mean keep em keen

So many rules; so many silly games.

”we think alot”
HHAHHHAHA

same here

YEA man treat them like shit
rape them all
if u treat them good they use you
her anus smells like bad odor

treat them like shit youll be a hit…treat them nice and youll pay a price

in the bar or club, ask her: “which church do you attend?”

spiritual.

well, some girls would probably be creeped out if a guy does that lol but hey it works. a good one is to go up to a girl and say “OMG, i have to go in a sec, but you look JUST like one of my ex girlfriends! hopefully you’re not as crazy as her though, haha” and then tell a little story about her, then pretend to leave, then go back and ask her what high school she went to or something

she’s definitely right about not giving a girl too much attention. you have to keep the girls on their toes. if you’re too easy to get then they’ll start to wonder what the hell is wrong with you.

Haha a wink and “Cheers!”?!

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