Tips on dating, sex and filling your pockets with cash

I ordered this product while I was deployed in Iraq and had it sent home to my wife. At first, she freaked out and thought I was insane but after checking them out, she loved them. I’m back from Iraq now and currently in Okinawa, Japan where she’s coming to see me for our 1st anniversary in December. I can only imagine the fun we’ll have with those eveyday and night…lol! If my wife loves the deck of cards, it’s obvious I will too. To those of you who love to f**k, do yourselves a favor and give it a try. I haven’t seen these cards I payed for and I’m ready to try them out right now with my wife!!
Rating: 4 / 5

Just a few drawings. This might be nice for people who are new to it all. But for those who have been indulging and just looking for ways to spice it up, ehhh… not so much. Many of the positions are just slight variations of “standard” positions such as missionary and doggy style.

Seriously, this deck can only claim the “spicy” adjective if it’s selling to a 16 year old virgin. If you’ve only ever had sex in the missionary position, OK, this deck is for you. But otherwise, the mild sauce at Taco Bell has more spice than this deck. Save your money and buy a pair of glow in the dark dice. I believe, you’ll have WAY more fun and creative in an original way.

Youporn Sex Positions 101 For Short and Long Penis – Spice Up Your Sex Life at Any Stage of Life – Strategic Tips To Drive Your Partner Wild in Bed

Rating: 2 / 5

Seriously, this deck can only claim the “spicy” adjective if it’s selling to a 16 year old virgin. If you’ve only ever had sex in the missionary position, OK, this deck is for you. But otherwise, the mild sauce at Taco Bell has more spice than this deck. Save your money and buy a pair of glow in the dark dice. Trust me, you’ll have WAY more fun and creative in an original way.
Rating: 1 / 5

I RECENTLY PURCHASED THESE CARDS TO SHARE SPONTANEOUS MOMENTS OF SEX WITH MY MALE FRIEND AND SENDING TO HIM WHILE HE IS IN IRAQ. SOMETHING TO KEEP HIS MIND ON ME. HOWEVER, IT STATES ON THE CARDS SOME OF THE POSITIONS ARE NOT TO BE DONE IF A PERSON HAS FAINTING SPELLS OR IF THE BLOOD RUSHES TO THE HEAD IF ONE POSITION IS PERFORMED. IT ALSO STATES WHAT POSITIONS TO PERFORM IF A MALE HAS A SMALL PENIS. IT SUGGEST WHAT POISTIONS TO PERFORM IN ORDER FOR YOU TO FEEL HIM BETTER. IT ALSO, STATES IF A MALE IS WELL EQUIPPED, TELLING HIM TO TAKE IT SLOW SO HE WILL NOT HURT YOU; ALSO WITH THIS, IT STATES THE MALE FEELS HER BETTER IF SHE IS TOO SMALL ETC. ALTHOUGH, I RECOMMEND THE CARDS, I DO NOT SUGGEST EVERYONE BUY THEM BECAUSE SOME OF THE POSITIONS ARE TOO ACROBATIC. I FOR ONE DO NOT WANT MY BLOOD RUSHING TO MY HEAD TO HAVE ME FAINT AND I AM UNABLE TO ENJOY THE ACTUAL SEX PART. I AM A SMALL WOMAN MYSELF WEIGHING 126LBS AND THERE ARE POSITIONS I DO NOT WANT TO TRY IN THIS SET, JUST BECAUSE IT WILL TAKE MORE EFFORT IN GETTING INTO THE POSITION THAN ACTUALLY PERFORMING THE SEX ACT. SOME OF THE POSITIONS TAKE THE PLEASURE OUT OF HAVING SEX AND ENJOYING WHAT YOU ARE SEARCHING FOR AND THAT IS A REAL ORGASM AND FEELING YOUR MAN. I RECOMMEND THE SET OF CARDS, BUT ONLY GET MEDICAL ADVICE FROM YOUR DOCTOR IF YOU WANT TO TRY SOME OF THE POSITIONS IF YOU ARE USING WITH VIAGRA AND HAVE FAINTING SPELLS. HAPPY COUPLING:)
Rating: 4 / 5

The text: (1 Star)

“Add some spice” is the newest addition to my list of Three Word Sentences I Hate, right up there with “No pun intended” and “Give me names.”

Besides reducing experimentation to something one would do only when sex has become “the same-old-same-old,” it turns it into a homework assignment:

Read this chapter on kink.

Complete the exercises at the end.

Progress to the next chapter.

If you really try, you can move from Uptight Prude to Treading Water or from Treading Water to Freak.

What should be a pleasure becomes a long to-do list, which is why I prefer the conceptualization of sexuality as a personal map: better to wander curiously around your own landscapes than methodically check off experiences and positions like a hassled tourist.

The text insert in the Sex Deck instructs you to “…have a go at the more adventurous positions that may well qualify you for the sexual Olympics.” It was this spirit of up-the-ante that was the source of my mixed feelings regarding The Big Bang A Guide to the New Sexual Universe, the sex book by [...]. In that book, the information is organized under the headings “Basics” and “Advanced.” On the one hand, it was nice to see anal sex listed under the basics because I assume that means American taboos regarding anal play are fading. But I also imagined someone cursing the fact that he or she has spent so much time steeling their resolve to try being anally penetrated that now they’re too late to get any `points’ for it. Now to qualify as adventurous they’ll have to try vaginal/anal fisting. Or I imagine another person checking the Advanced section to see where they stand, dismissing it as vanilla and passe, and patting themselves on the back for staying ahead of print.

Sex is not a test. Just play.

The cards: (4 Stars)

There are 52 cards; the back of each has a color-coded tab to identify it as belonging to one of four categories: sitting & standing, man on top, woman on top, and from behind. Additional information on the back includes instructions, what’s good about the position for men, what’s good about the position for women, variations, cautions, and how much effort/physical aptitude a position requires on a scale of 1 to 5.

On the front side of each card is an illustration of the position. The facial expressions are often neutral -almost like the emergency landing instructions on commercial aircraft- but the body language is sometimes passionate.
Rating: 3 / 5

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